It's still not funny but this is the next draft of the work that I'd like to share. It's fair comment to say that it's a heavier read, especially compared to my Bill Bryson-like adventures climbing mountains and swearing at dogs.

But: It's more challenging to write seriously and keep the jokes out, and, really, how many jokes can you make about civil war? And can't a man aim a little higher than airport reading? Can't he? With the second section there's more of a narrative flow to the piece now, and there'll be some closure when I finally write the last 500 words. If anyone is still reading at that stage.